Apparently I got a shout out on some ABC Family TV show called My Secret Life of an American Teenager or some shit, and I mean there’s millions of Jesus Martinez’s out there, but I doubt they are talking about anyone but me, you know cuz I’m the most relevant Jesus Martinez, the rest are all in prison, gardeners, and have no business having ABC Family shouting them out..here’s the clip….
I don’t know why the video is upside down…but I’ll just roll with the punches…and pretend I’ve hit the big leagues and made it…live like a rockstar before being a rockstar…
Here are some links to recover from a weekend of being drunk in the woods with Old Kesha and her dance moves.
And Now, The Coolest Apartment Ever
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Croatian Basketball Player Antonija Mišura Is Most Beautiful Woman at Olympics
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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How to: Rise Above Expectations
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Joe Paterno’s Wins Vacated From The Record Books, Statue Pulled Down
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The 15 Most Ridiculous Dating Shows
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Monday (NSFW)
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This Brazilian Cam Girl is Definitely Worth Paying For
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James Holmes Could Face Death Penalty … Duh
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I’d Like to Be All Over Crystal (SITE NSFW)
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