I saw Rihanna post these pictures to Intagram, cuz Instagram has become my new social life, it is where I flirt with hot girls all fucking day and every once in a while one will repsond, making me feel like I’ve made it, before remember I have to fuck my fat wife cuz it was afternoon and that is her day to get herself off all covered in chicken grease and whatever else her pig self got into that day and didn’t wash off her cuz she’s a fucking pig…..but at least the internet brings some fantasy back like this was a chat room and you didn’t know the 18 year old virgin you were jerking off with was a 50 year old lonely man….
Either way, Rihanna works her instagram hard, I guess she likes all the attention, because if I was famous at her level, the extent of my posting pics to anything for the public would be dick pics saying “who cares that it’s small, I’ve made it”….and instagram would just end up banning me….you know cuz unlike Rihanna, I wouldn’t pussyfoot around the smut I produce, I would jsut bring it…
What it comes down to is really how long it took her to get these in this pose….and how many filters did they run it through…cuz I’m sure Rihanna doesn’t actually look like this in a bikini….but I’ll go along with it.