The people at Starzuncut emailed me this horribly depressing picture of Lady Gaga that they claimed was her naked, and as someone who normally hates gore, or disgusting things, I felt compelled to see what it was, only to be a victim of false marketing, because she is wearing underwear, in one of the rare occassions I am happy a bitch is in underwear, which is not all that rare, since it happens every night I crawl in bed with my fat wife….I thank god she’s under fucking wraps…not that I have anything against Lady Gaga genitals, I’ve grabbed her ass and it was decent, I just hate everything they represent…