I spent the better part of the weekend trying to convice a hairy armpit lesbian to have sex with me. I figured it made sense for a few reasons, first she had never banged a guy and I had never banged a girl #YOLO, let’s do this…..second…I have a dick like a clit and it smells like fish….cuz I don’t wash….it would feel like home….Needless to say even after I showed it to her…she wasn’t sold…fucking Lesbians…the worst.
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Epic Olympic Video Highlights Hot London Athletes
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Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen, Round (I Lost Count)
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There’s a Storm Coming
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Everybody Hates Kristen Stewart
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The Will Ferrell Soundboard
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Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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Hottie and a Dildu
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Kate Moss + Underwear + Bacon = Vegan Killer
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Well Hello Daisy Daniels
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