Morning Hangove Dump of the Day

The nice thing about facial recognition blindness, or more importantly, genetically modified food….is that I have no idea how old people are…but I know how nice their tits are…opening a whole new market of girls I can check out and not feel like a pervert checking out…because of evolution and the great progress of modern science…this shit, round ass, tight pants, big cleavage on a 15 year old who looks 20 is far greater for the world than stupid Mars probes…at least as far as a pervert is concerned, unless of course, Marsians are good at suckin’ dick cuz they grew up on their own kind of Mars porn thanks to the internet….like the girls today have….

Treadmill Fail of the Day

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The 40 Hottest Outdoor Female Olympians

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BREAKING: Morrissey Still Hates The British Royals

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Jeffery Ross is Awesome and Here’s Why

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Dragster Farm Truck! Yes!

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50 Movie Remakes That Don’t Suck

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Free Cam Shows Fun (NSFW)

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Muscled Wife Does Some Weird Shit with Some Tits (NSFW)

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The 20 Awesomest Arnold Schwarzenegger GIFs

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Heather Rae is Super Sexy (NSFW)

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Morning Hangove Dump of the Day August 7th, 2012