I am on the fence about this Lana De Rey bitch….I mean I’d obviously fuck the shit out of her til she can’t walk if given the chance…because she has a vagina…and that’s all I require for choosing who to sex 98 percent of the time….the other 2 percent of the time I just freestyle (ladyboys)….
I think her music is a scam, her career a sham…she’s just a rich kid with a dad willing to invest to keep her off the streets and humiliating the family…you know channel her weirdness into something bigger than life….even her weirdness is just typical rich kid weirdness that leads to hipsterism, trust fund millionaires, in 4,000 dollar a month artist lofts, doing pure cocaine all day, cuz that street shit cut with glass is for real artists….
But I’m not bitter, I don’t really care about her commercial hustle, or that she’s riding the wave of her youtube hits…I just think sex tape is always the better strategy than corporate spokesmodeling….
So I’m not sure if she’s hot or not, but her lips would be fun to fuck, all numb and unhuman…. I’m posting the pics for H&M anyway…