With the increase in cancer and my level of pathetic, I find myself sexting cancer patients, you know Path Adams-ing them to make their bald, frail bodies feel loved and appreciated and not like the dying freaks they are, and with lines like “I’m gonna fuck the cancer out of your middle-aged rotting body so hard you’ll be praising my dick’s like it is a scaled down version of the black guy in Green Mile”…..for some reason…it doesn’t make them cum, but I blame the meds, pain, coma and inability to masturbate due to weakness for that….
I am a hero…Here are some morning links….
Part Time Security Guard, Part Time Hero – VIDEO
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The Funniest Fans at the Olympics
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Alexa Cole is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Miami Zombie Atttack Prank – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Taught James Deen About Acting Hahahahahahahhahahahah
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The 20 Best Serious Movie Performances By Comedians
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Meet Olivia Wade – VIDEO (SEMI NSFW)
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Naked Triplets, Awhhh Yeah (NSFW)
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1990s Middle Schoolers Made Shocking Internet Prophecy
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Alice Goodwin is Suggestive (SEMI NSFW)
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