The highlight of my night was being sent Perez Hilton’s sister’s year book pic, cuz despite looking like a fucking monster, apparently she got to go to Human school. No wonder his shit, that is run by her, is no bully status, a bitch like this can’t be mean to anyone, just look at her….
The other highlight of my night, trying to convince girls to send me vagina pics….
I always fail, but keep telling myself I’m gonna win….
Here are some links….
40 Hottest College Football Reporters
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In News That Will Surprise No One: Rosie O’Donnell Had a Heart Attack Last Week
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In This Game, the Crowd Helps the Players Find the Net
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Jordan Ashley is a Super Sexy Canadian (SEMI NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian Broke Kris Humphries’ Parent’s Marriage, Too
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In Honor of Another Shark Week Going Past: The 25 Funniest Shark Memes
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Kyara Tyler – The Ultimate Babe (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Get to Work (NSFW)
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Slut on The fucking Machine Whines Like a Baby
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Bill Murray’s Electric Method is an Instant Internet Win
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Well Hello Maris Venus (NSFW)
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What If Everyone Jumps At Once? – VIDEO
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Sex is the Oppsite Game of Cat and Mouse (NSFW)
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