I hate lesbians because lesbians hate me but for some reason ended up at a lesbian bar…where I tried integrating with their kind although confused by their boy-like facial hair and combat boots…but they didn’t like my lesbian jokes that I guess aren’t lesbian friendly…which makes sense since i am not lesbian friendly….I even came bearing gifts in the form of lovely, sexy, 20 year old models….but I guess my penis, despite how small it is, threw them off…Why can’t we all get along…
Here are some morning links….
This Cat May Be Going Insane
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The 30 Hottest Celebrity Sports Fans
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Hello Tess Taylor (NSFW)
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Dentist in the Park. Wait, What?
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Gallery: 12 Funny Todd Akin Memes
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Kyara Taylor Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Mariah Carey Crazy Tits
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Free Cam Shows, Make the Most of (NSFW)
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Even Lesbian Sex Can Be Painful (NSFW)
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Leaked Apple iPhone 5 Promo Video
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Hey There Amanda Nicole (NSFW)
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Dude Rides the Smallest Bike Ever
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Sexy Games For Sexy Times (NSFW)
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