Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided to buy two big, trailer park sized bottles of Jack Daniels, lock myself in my disgusting, garbage filled hoarders home, and drink my face off, trying to sext random girls, offering them pubic hair parties, which was a fail, but a good learning experience as to how man can survive on nothing but booze, and do some of the weirdest fucking things to himself, when dead bolting himself inside his house for 48 hours, with little to no communication with the outside world….Next time we’ll try it with DM

Here are some morning links….

This Poor Dog is So Confused and Quite Frankly I Don’t Blame Him – VIDEO

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Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video Is as Amazing as You Expect

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WTF Photo of the Day

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Let’s Go Take the Dog for a Walk. Literally

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Roxanne Celeste is a Dark Haired Vixen

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Selena Gomez in Booty Shorts

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Caledonia Cotton Has One Sweet Ass

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The 100 Hottest Bikini Photos of 2012

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These Are the Type of Girls That Will Cater to Whatever You Want (NSFW)

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These Sluts are Squirters (NSFW)

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Grandma Smuggled 2,000 Pounds of Weed to Keep Active in Old Age

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Tight Bodied Blonde Krystal (SITE NSFW)

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Louis CK Will Shut You the Fuck Down

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Play the Game and Play It Right (NSFW)

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day August 27th, 2012