Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with.
Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with.
Together they are in this instagram/twitter/facebook pic wearing bikini tops in efforts to mock my love….or the fact that I won’t commit said love to one of them specifically causing a whole lot of drama since before 10 minutes ago, I had never even heard of them…but more importantly cuz I fall in love every day and can’t commit to one woman…especially one I’ve never met, but more importantly who has never heard of me, no matter how bad I wanna stick it in their batty holes….
I love when hot bitches, especially hot Australian bitches are friends….