I like my upskirt pics to involve less panty and more vagina meat….cuz I like to determine if that fleshy vagina sandwich is one I would like imagine myself start eating…without the labia in the mix, I might as well be staring at the bitch in pants, which defeats the whole fucking purpose of an upskirt picture….it gets me all philosophical…is a vagina still a vagina if it is being presented me in nautical stripes….panties aren’t good enough for me to count this as an upskirt…I’m not a vegetarian…meat or die you fucking hippies and your underwear that is as thick as a fucking bathing suit….always trying to ruin our cured meat and mustard eating experience….protesting outside slaughter houses that are behind her fabric gate….
Pixie Lott dressing herself is a real fucking cock block to my vagina staring fun.
Who the fuck is Pixie Lott and why do I care so much about seeing her pink, nitrate filled cunt?