I really want to have sex with Dina Lohan. I don’t know if it has to do with the fact that her mangled vagina shat out Lindsay Lohan….or if I am turned on by her evil stage mom who stole her daughter’s childhood and soul in efforts to live out her own dream of fame….fame that she ended up getting jealous of when it worked….because it probably means hot sex…..or if I am just into the fact that she’s bottom feeding so hard she’s doing Dr Phil…a show that already bottom feeds so hard to stay on the air….making this shit a party of the bottom feeders and that’s sexy like a 70s porn set..or maybe I just like her tan.