Jennifer Aniston’s Weird Pregnant Smartwater Ad of the Day

I didn’t bother watching this, but I figured, Shit, Smartwater doesn’t pay me, why don’t I give them free exposure, cuz I like corporations fucking me up the ass, usually without a condom, all because they waved a clever little tactic in front of my retard face, like booking some old as fuck actress, in a belly shirt, showing off a fake pregnant belly…..marketing is so powerful…it’s like they’ve got me ball my fucking balls…

Fuck you Smartwater and fuck you Jennifer Aniston for not giving up you 45 year old fuck.

Jennifer Aniston’s Weird Pregnant Smartwater Ad of the Day September 19th, 2012