I don’t really know who gave Denise Richards the idea that modeling bikinis like it was 1999 was a good idea….maybe it was her personal trainer…or one of her friends in rehab or maybe it was Heidi Fleiss, the Pimp she used to work for back when Charlie Sheen hired her to be his wife….cuz she was coked up and had no money from her one acting job and fucking rich people made sense…but who ever it is should have suggested that she does it with a mask on, or maybe after a face lift, cuz shit is hanging in ways it shouldn’t be hanging…..but thanks to plastic surgery her tits aren’t…..cuz if she’s in a bikkini, I might as well look.