Miranda Kerr is a mom….and that fucking amazes me…so much that before she was a mom, I didn’t even notice her, I just thought she was a funny faced model who didn’t deserve the attention she was getting…all wide and inuit looking with squinty eyes and other bad features….but then she got knocked up….and managed to come back into the game looking like this….in some kind of miracle on 34th Street hustle that makes her worth celebrating…you seee I don’t need the hottest, I just need the ones who put effort in….and that’s probably why I hate my lazy, pig of a wife who only exercises when struggling to breathe……