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I had a few failed lines of seduction with girls I social network…but the ultimate was this one:
My Dick wants to be sick inside you….it wants to have explosive diarrhea…because baby he ate bad mexican and now he wants your uterus to be his toilet….
I wonder why it didn’t work.
Here are the stepLINKS….
Kate Upton Bikini Photos Because Terry Richardson Is Goddamn Santa Claus
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BLANKET JACKSON WILL SHUT YOU DOWN
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Inappropriate Joe Bidden Laugh
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Playboy Girl In Video
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The New Celebrity Apprentice Contestants
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Fail Compilation
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Lindsay Lohan Hot Done Cleavage at an Event She Was Paid to Attend
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Backflipping a Jetski in a Swimming Pool. Whoa – VIDEO
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An Open Letter to The Old Lindsay Lohan
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Paulina Gretzky is Back on the Scene
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Kate Hudson is Cleavagy
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I’d Like to Be All Over Dionne Daniels (NSFW)
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You’re Weekly #friskyfriday Hotness (SEMI NSFW)
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Mercedes Raquel Has a Pin Up Kind of Thing Going On (SEMI NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Make Friday Better (NSFW)
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NY Comic Con Photo Gallery – Day 1
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Milf and a Dildo (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Help You Make the Most of Your Weekend
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Sarah Nicola Has Tits the Size of Footballs (NSFW)
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The Octokids May Be Sexing Each Other. Ew.
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Kimberly Walsh Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Some Oktoberfest Cleavage Hotties (SITE NSFW)
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Drummer Steals The Show….
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Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Some Pink
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New Twilight Artwork
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Babies Taste Lemons for First Time
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Halloween Fun – PUMPKIN KEG
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Braless Miley Cyrus Reveals Some Slight Nipple Action
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Katie Holmes Looks About 15 Years Younger Since She Left Tom Cruise
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Marilyn Monroe Moment: 8 Other Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions (GALLERY)
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And MORE Kate Upton
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Put My Hands All Over Carli Banks (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrence Films Hunger Games
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BMX Fail
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Big Wet and See Through. Kate Upton Has Fantastic Tits
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K is for Knifeball
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What Would You Do?? Man Returns $690,000,000 Check Mistakenly Sent To Him In Mail
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Jessica Alba Upstaged By Hot Friend Going Down L.A. Curb After Madonna Concert!
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Busty 19 Year Old Hotness (NSFW)
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Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Rap In New Video About Chelsea Handler – VIDEO
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Raccoon Steals a Carpet
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Kate Upton for Jalouse
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Perfect Beach Booty Workout
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Playboy’s Lingerie Guide has Girls in Lingerie
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Cock with A Vengeance
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Random Porn Videos of the Day
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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