I picked up a homeless girl this weekend. She asked me for money….I said I had none…she asked me for the time…I told her…she asked if it was precisely that time…I asked if she had an important meeting to attend….you know a homeless conference for their secret society….she told me she wanted to suck my dick…I told her her brown teeth made me want to throw up…she told me she’d do it for a coffee….I can never turn down a good deal….you know always buying shit I don’t want….but I guess it doesn’t count cuz I didn’t cum….the smell of her dirty hair just kept pulling me out of the zone…you know that and the chance she was a schizo and could bite my dick off…coupled with the diseases and infections that her saliva carried…
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A Faceplant Compilation is Gonna Help Us Start Things Off – VIDEO
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Don’t Tell Me You’re Not Desperate Enough to Bang a Cartoon Character
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Ashley is a Girl Next Door Type (SEMI NSFW)
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Just a Bunch of Nerds Doing Choreographed Dancing in TRON Suits And Yes, It’s AWESOME! – VIDEO
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Victoria James Gets Naughty in the Garden (SEMI NSFW)
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So Taylor Momsen is Naked In This Video
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Web Cam Girls to Help You Start Your Week Off Proper (NSFW)
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She’s Ruining Herself in One Easy Step (NSFW)
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World’s Fattest Woman is Also a Murderer or Something
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Jordan Carver Gets Sexy at Bathtime (NSFW)
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Katie Price is in a Bikini Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Start Monday Right With These Sexy Games
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