I like to romance my wife with LED apple cinnamon pie scented candles…laid out around the room…not because ghetto battery powered candles pump chemicals that can kill her, or becasue they smell like a cheap white trash trailer park Christmas in the air and that makes her hungry and distracts her from wanting my dick…but because they set the mood just right…especially after a romantic meal of canned corn….
I guess you know what I was up to last night…do anything in my power to not fuck a bitch I’m stuck with…
Here are some links…
How to Quit Like a Boss – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Chloe Emerson is a Blonde Dream in Action (SEMI NSFW)
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Lingerie VS Wet T-Shirt – I Honestly Can’t Decide (SEMI NSFW)
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Ahhhhhhhh Japan Shitshow Amazingness, What Would I Do Without You? – VIDEO
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How Long Till Kate Gosselin is Doing Porn Like Octomom
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When Celebrities Attack: 20 Infamous Paparazzi Assaults
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Cam Show Sexiness For a Little Mid Week Moog Boost (NSFW)
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This Babe is Playing With Her Favorite Toy (NSFW)
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Lady Arrested for Calling 911 to Thank Cop for Sandwich
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Danica is Super Sexy in the Bath (NSFW)
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How To: Immobilize a Cat – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Make Your Wednesday the Best It Can Be (NSFW)
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