Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…and there are actual models everywhere who are better suited for this shit…and the reality is…she never landed a respectable fucking job…but fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch the smut as quality family time…cuz the TV is our babysitter, our brainwashing evil box, that allows us to focus on other people and their lies…rather than ourselves…
Now she’s a Real Housewife…because that’s just the kind of low level garbage she is…but at least she’s in a bikini…
