I don’t know why….but I really really like Candice Swanepoel a lot more than she likes me…I guess that’s the case with all girls…but only because girls despise me…they don’t give me a chance to charm them with my chronic masturbation, fear of commitment, love of polygamy and pornography…..
Now I liked Candice Swanepoel before today’s 10 Magazine photoshoot was released…of her wearing a black wig like a hot, mysterious, South African spy from the 60s….secret agent who lived the life of a farmer turned Victoria’s Secret model…to not make anyone suspect of her evil, information gathering, AIDS medication robbing for the sake of saving her country strategy….you know a shoot where she’s showing off a little ass and a couple little titties….but now I like her even more than I did before…cuz getting a girl naked..or in my case seeing a girl naked…cuz girls never get naked for me….always make her more valuable in my heart…as well as in my soiled underwear.
She’s a babe.