This weekend’s life lesson is that girls who can’t physically be fisted, even though I think all girls can be fisted, but those who can’t easily be fisted, make you cum faster when you stick your micro penis in them…
If I had the video, I’d show you what I mean, but I was too busy planning unwanted pregnancy to bother.
Between you and me – I already knew this was fact – but figured I’d trick the girl into being a test subject anyway….
Here are some morning links…good morning…
LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Kesha Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting For Once…Only a Little Disgusting
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Kylie Johnson is Sexy in the Wild (SEMI NSFW)
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Paragliding Cry Baby Practically Wets His Pants – VIDEO
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Audrey is All Laid Out and Feeling Frisky
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Paulina Labaredas is Posing in Lingerie
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Vanessa Hudgens Covers Some Magazine or Another
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Why Kids Should Be Afraid of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Rest of Their Creepy Friends
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Free Cam Shows, Because Your Week Has Probably Started as Awful as Mine Did (NSFW)
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This Vibrator Makes This Girla Squirter (NSFW)
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OJ May Not Have Killed Nicole Afterall..Hmmm
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India Reynolds Brings the Hotness (NSFW)
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Sorry But White People Can’t Dance – VIDEO
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Find Someone To Fuck
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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