I am still loving my “I’m a battered woman and need a shelter” pick up line…sure it hasn’t got me laid…but I have tricked at least one girl to give me a dollar for a coffee even though everyone knows coffee is 8 dollars now….
I guess my next strategy is to convince them that I’d smell good enough for sex if they let me use their shower…
Everyone wants to help a battered woman…
It worked for Rihanna…..
Here are tonights amazing…lovely…life changing…stepLINKS!!
Michelle Obama Dick Sucking Fetish Pics
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Tyra Banks Kinda Turns Me On As She Grabs Her Tits
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Goat Compilation…Video…
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Sabine Jemeljanova Glamour Model
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Pug vs Peanut
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Fireman Gets Some Help
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How 10 TV Shows That Fell Off Redeemed Themselves
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47 or Not, Liz Hurley is Bangable
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Sophie Turner Continues To Have A Wonderful Instagram
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Buddy is out Daily Dose of Asian Hotness (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows for a Lttle Thursday Fun (NSFW)
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WATCH: Two Minutes of People Busting on the Ice
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Blonde Amateur is Playing With Her Tight Butthole (NSFW)
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Jared Leto Hasn’t Eaten For a Month Basically
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If I’m Posting a Tyra Banks Gallery You Know It’s a Slow Day
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Bra-less in a Blue Dress (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima Boob Slip (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Pink Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Demi Moore is a Trashy Cougar
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Jennifer Nicole Lee (Who?) Shitty Upskirt
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Crazy Bus Lady
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Saved by an Oncoming Train
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Yeah I’d Bang Cate Blanchette
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10 Vampire Movies That Don’t Suck
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I’d Like to Be All Over This Horney Red Head (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Eat Breakfast Off of This Chicks Ass
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Incredible Inked Babes – A Gallery
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This Flash Drive is a Humping Dog! Yes! – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger is Sexy as Always
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Kristen Stewart Cracking Out Hard in a See Through…
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Messages to Neighbors – A Gallery (SITE NSFW)
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Woman Popped For Posting Nekkid Pics Of Her Daughter On Facebook
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Lou Charmelle Has a Super Gith Body (NSFW)
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Woman Survives Shooting – Thanks To Her Breast Implants! (NSFW)
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Victoria Justice is Looking Super Cute
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2 Dirty Web Sluts Get It On
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Snoop Dogg and David Beckham Get Animated for ‘A Christmas Carol’
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Suelyn Medeiros in a Borat Bikini Lookin’ Shapely
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Racquetball Trickshots
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Never Fight a Kangaroo
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Kelly Clarkson is a Failed Anorexic
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Football Catch of the Year
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KFC Walking Dead Ad
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Milf Gets a Creampie in a Public Bathroom
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Group Sex in the Club That Never Happens
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Fake Lesbian Slaves
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Big Boobs from Nippon
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Shaved Teen Pussy Creampie
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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