Telling girls you want to violate them with your penis, but reassuring them not to worry because you have a small penis and they likely won’t feel anything but the shame of knowing it happened…is a horrible strategy in getting girls to want you to violate them.
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Here are the stepLINKS for the Fucking weekend
The Week in Playmate Instagrams. You’re Welcome
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Trust Me, If You’re Gonna Invest in Something, Vodka Would Probably Be It
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I Don’t Know What an Anamorphic Illustion is But It’s REALLY Fucking Impressive – VIDEO
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Claudia Romani or Whatever Her Name is – Is Amazing in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Little Implants
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Air Cat
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25 Awesome Photoshop Fails
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Kerry Washington in Women’s Health
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These Young Tits Are Primed And Ready For Some Abuse. Hollywood Style!
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Brad Pitt’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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Sam Cooke Fits a Bikini Pretty Nicely
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Adam Levine Is A Douche, Gets Called Out By The Roxy
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I’d Like to Be All Over Claudia (NSFW)
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Well Hello There Free Web Cam Sluts (NSFW)
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Elaina Christina Rocks the Bikini Like a Champion: PHOTOS
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This Slutty Teen is Showing EVERYTHING Off (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Anyone Who Thinks Kelly Clarkson Has Anorexia Needs to Get Their Eyes Checked
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Jelena Jensen in a Birdcage (NSFW)
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Superman that Skier
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Magician Turns Doug into Baquette
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I’d Still Fuck Her…
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First Look at Nadine Velazquez Nude in Flight
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Lindsay Lohan Wet Spot on her Panties Upskirt
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Target is Giving You the Gift of Vomit This Christmas
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Sienna Miller
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Miley Cyrus Might Replace The Ungreatful Fat Kid From Two and a Half Men
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Best New Fast Food Items of 2012
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These College Girls Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Weirdest Frat Boy Game Ever
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How to Eat Corn 10 Seconds
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Let’s Get Those Creative Juices Flowing (NSFW)
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If Breaking Bad Was a Sitcom
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The BEST Paralell Parking Job EVER – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Riley Reid Will Rock Your World (NSFW)
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Lauren and Sara is your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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The Trailer For Killing Them Softly Looks Pretty Awesome
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Jayden Cole, Jayden Jaymes and Kortney Kane Get It On (NSFW)
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Remote Control Vibrators? (NSFW)
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Matchup: Old School Vanessa Marcil vs New School Victoria Justice
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Shower Teen is Basically Amazing (NSFW)
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World’s Best Parrallel Parker Ever
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Do Her Tits Ever Stop Impressing?
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Weird Hippie Instrument….
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Dog Imitates Baby – Awesome
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Babes at the Hollywood Foregin Press Event of the Day
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Shooting Crazy T-Rex Gun
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More Eva Longoria for GQ Mexico
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Christy Mack is the Future of Porn
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Tokyo Slut Unpixelated Pussy
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Clothed Female Nude Male
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Hot Granny
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Milton Twins Get Dirty
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Milf Gets a Creampie in a Public Bathroom
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Shaved Teen Pussy Creampie
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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