I don’t do enough Bollywood coverage…considering half of the modern world are Indians (dots not feathers) and if I became the premiere website for Bollywood stars, I’d probably actually make a lot of money…don’t steal my idea….I want to be the only one big in India…with the Royal Palace treatment….with Harems and all the butter chicken I can eat…and I want one of my wife’s to be this Chopra bitch…cuz seeing her in leather…excites me.