There’s just something amazing about unprotected sex with girls you meet off the internet….especially when they are wearing thigh highs and heels….and have asses so tight you can chip a tooth on it….in what must be a holiday Miracle…that I hope doesn’t lead to bastard children I will have to hide from til the end of time….
That was my weekend…
Visit or VERY MERRY STEPFATHER HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE ….best gift ideas in teh game….better than that time I gave a bitch herpes…
Here are the stepLINKS…
Hayden Panettiere’s Experiment With Normal Sized Penis is Over
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Guess Who is Going to Rehab for the 19th Time. Yes, You Ready That Right, 19th.
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Sexy Kate Upton GIFs
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Puking Kid at the Xmas Pageant
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Worst Free Throw Ever
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Jessica Chastain in W
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Clip of the Morning: Caroline Wozniacki Pretended to Be Serena Williams During Tennis Match (Video)
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Lucy Pinder is as Good a Christmas Present as Any
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Annnnnnnnd It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Oh Donna, Be Mine, Would You? (NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Sexiness, Hello! (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like Shit and I Like It
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Perfectly Timed Photos of 2012
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Chinese Acrobats
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The 20 Worst Christmas Decoration and Lights Fails
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Dorky Chick is Working the Vibrator (NSFW)
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Close Call
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Tom Cruise’s New Movie is Called Jack Reach Around or Something
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Clip of Alessandra Mariella in a Pink Sweater, Wow! (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Showing Boobs in Max Italia (NSFW)
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Anne Hathaway’s Coochie Hair Made An Appearance Last Night, But More Importantly WTF is Going On With Those Boots?!
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Maria Fowler’s Pure White Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Claudia Galanti is Killin It in Another Skimpy Bikini…
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As Seen on TV Gift Guide
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Extreme Kayaking
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This is 40 Boring Interviews with Shitty Actors
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Let’s Face It, We Will Buy Anything Beyonce is Selling
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Country Music Awards Slut Round Ups – Who Would You Rather?
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Top 13 Crimes Committed By Guys in Santa Suits
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These New Ledgers Are Eating Pussy (NSFW)
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I Don’t Remember the Part When Reading the Hobbit That Gandolf the Grey Had Prostate Cancer….
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Now THAT is One Sweet Ass! (NSFW)
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These Bane Outtakes Make Dark Knight Look Even More Stupid Than It Was
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Santa Vs Moses Rap Battle – VIDEO
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Looking Good, Sweetheart
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Maxim Hometown Hotties Calendar
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Santa vs Moses Rap Battle
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This Dog’s Got This Kids Back
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Trina and Heidi Have Some Big Ass Strapons (NSFW)
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“Deep Throat” Play Headed To Los Angeles, With Actual Pornstars! (NSFW)
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Mario Lopez Ass
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Dresses Trashy and I Love It
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Busty Blonde Cam Girl, Check It (NSFW)
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Kavin Clash Can’t Catch a Break
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Cool Urban Downhill Mountain Biking Video
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Melissa Giraldo Hot in Swimwear of the Day
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Awesome Fuckign Skateboard Tricks…
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Megan Fox Talks About Being a Mother
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Charley Chase is Fucking Disgusting…and Likes Getting Fisted
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This Lady Loves her Vaccuum – a Little Too Much…
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I am uncomfortable with the fact this sex machine exists…
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French Threeseomes are Hairy….
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Amateur Who Isn’t an Amateur Sucks Dick.
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Classic Gym Sex Clip
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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