I should be dating Elsa Hosk – you know because I want to fuck her…but I’m not…because we’ve never met…but I am sure if I was a janitor in her high class apartment..or if I was a bus boy at one of her high end restaurants…or if I worked in the shipping department of one of her clients…or the mail room in the building her agency was in….nothing would keep us apart and she’d be all about me…cuz that’s how soul mates work people.
If you don’t know who she is, she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show the last two years….
If you’re wondering…I feel like I am soul mates with anything with a vagina…