Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from iCarly who is 20 and reinventing herself the way I like girls to reinvent herself….and I am not talking about her country music bullshit career…I am talking about posting some serious short tight dress that I guess she wore to church, like a good Christian this Christmas, you know to excite the congregation, before gracing them with her gift from the lord…her ability of song.. you know…wholesome Booty shots…with a booty hanging out of her dress..the gateway to a vagina that she’s willing to use to get ahead while tricking the rest of the world to thinks she’s a good Jesus loving girl their kids should follow and sign up to….just trying spread the word of the lord…and by the lord I mean the good lord let’s see more of this country singing booty…..