Scarlett Johansson for Elle of the Day



You know what the world needs…more Scarlett Johansson photoshopped to look skinny cuz no one likes a dumpy bitch…when they can have a lean bitch…and as far as we’re concerned…a picture is about as close as we will get to this one….we might ass well take it as good as it can get…rather than the sloppy truth…that they’ve tried to push as having the same measurements of old Hollywood vixens, who were deemed hot, cuz skinny girls at the time were usually poor an unable to afford food, which usually meant diseased and something you didn’t want to get near..but that was then and this is now….now fat is the disease we want to avoid…cuz poor people are now that fat ones…just ask my wife…she’ll tell you…with her belly hanging over her elastic waistband pants…all stretch marked and diabetic….

Scarlett Johansson for Elle of the Day December 31st, 2012