I have two new hobbies – one is defending the honor of girls who post their vaginas on twitter – because lets face it they need a stepdad to step in and buy them a bus ticket from wherever they are to my dick….the other is asking Justin Beiber what it is like to kill a man….only for his fans to go insane – 228 Beilebers’s blew up my twitter and it was amazing….
Yes…I don’t believe in leaving the house or flirting with big breasted waitresses in winter…we keep things on the internet…
Some morning links? I don’t mind if I do.
I Wish My Clumsy, Lazy Ass Had Learned to Skateboard – VIDEO
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Ai Shinozaki is a Japanese Jaw Dropper (NSFW)
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So THAT’S Why the Devil Loves Anal – VIDEO (NSFW Language)
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Elin Grindemyr Needs More Recognition (NSFW)
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Some Ping Pong Amazingness That Will Amaze You Because You Are a Virgin Nerd – VIDEO
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Courtney Stodden is Still a Piece of Trash
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Jennie Garth Reaks of Desperation
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Free Cam Shows End an Entire Week of Me Being Hungover (NSFW)
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This Horney Girl and Her Dildo Don’t Get Along (NSFW)
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WATCH: And Now a Compilation of People Getting Beamed with Dodgeballs
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Valeria is the Stuff Dreams Are Made (NSFW)
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The Top 10 Best Jackie Chan Stunts Ever – VIDEO
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Rides Girl: Jasmine Luna
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