Got some fan mail…
I really like coming to your site but for the love of god just take an extra second to look over your posts before you submit. Just about every post has a word left out or misspelled!
Best
Joe
So I responded:
Joe, if that’s your real name…
That’s the whole point silly
It’s called drunkenstepfather not professor stepfather and his grammatically correct fully edited blog that makes the English language fucking proud because I embody it.
I’m a high school drop out and English is my third language but I massacre them all equally.
I am an alcoholic and blog high, drunk or dying from my self destruction.
Maybe I should hire a team of journalists from reputable publications to takeover my news desk
Thanks for the email. How have I gone on these 9 years without you.
Maybe I should just give the site to you to run, since you are so good at giving strategic advice…tho
I’ll trade it for your wife
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