I cry sometimes when I am lying in bed….just trying to figure out this Kate Upton thing….cuz it fucks with my head…seriously…I get that all good things come to an end…but really this soon in her young life…shit has fallen off this bad…it makes no sense to me that between the ages of 18 and 20 she’s become a fucking porky fucking pig who looks like a 30 year old mom who has thrown in the towel cuz she’s found a rich husband to support her….you’d think she’d do everything in her power to make this high last at least 5 more years…you know by not eating….but instead she’s just left us with tribute videos for us to remember when Kate Upton looked like this?….and not the Anna Nicole Smith, god rest her soul, she’s become….
UPDATE – Someone just sent me this GQ pic…I’m still not sold on it…it’s just smoke and mirrors and exlax for 3 days before her shoot people…