My favorite thing about food poisoning…you know from eating my great diet in only the finest of establishments…is getting away with shitting on my wife while she’s sleeping…instead of her getting all mad at me…..not cuz I am into scat…just because I’m passive aggressive…
Here are my shit filled morning links…
Oh You Know, Just a Parrot Singing Songs in the Shower – VIDEO
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Tattoo Fail of the Day
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Here’s James Franco’s Shitty Ass Poem About Obama
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And Today in Crazy Dare Devil Shit – VIDEO
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Best Dressed Celeb Babes of the Last Week
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India Reynolds Couldn’t Be Any Cuter (NSFW)
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25 Infomercial Products That Don’t Suck
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Free Cam Shows, Cause the Best Things in Life Are Free (NSFW)
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Perfect 19 Year Old Web Cam Slut, Who Can Ask For Anything More
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Here’s a First Look: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’
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I Wanna Be All Over Penny (NSFW)
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Just a Man Wrestling a Shark, No Biggie – VIDEO
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