Cara Delevingne is some young hot model….who I follow on instagram…and who ignores me on instagram….even when I write her beautiful prose that would get me published if I had any command of the English language…and if the publishing industry weren’t racist….devoting their immigrant retard budget to the cast of Jersey Shore…instead of to my romantic letters on instagram to Cara Delvingne….but this isn’t about me..or my sweet nothings I whisper over captions on social media…this is about a new model…who is doing a campaign for DKNY fully clothed…making you probably wonder why I’m posting it…without realizing…that following DKNY’s ready to wear collection and the campaign that goes along with it is one of my hobbies…along with masturbating…hookers and drinking until I shit blood….I like to keep things well rounded…I’m not a one trick pony…I got all kinds of tricks…equally disgusting that combined probably add up to 7/8ths of a trick….
This is my favorite post of the year….and possibly my new favorite model…