Here’s my stepGIRL of choice for her INSTAGRAM
I like asking girls what their favorite lube is because every single girl answers “I don’t need lube, my pussy is a water fountain”….I guess they view lube as an inadequacy….a product for the menopausal…but I guess they don’t know just how dry they can get…cuz they’ve never got down with me…come on baby…I’ll make your pussy so dry it feels like you have sandpaper underwear on when you walk…
Here are some morning hangover dump links…cuz that’s what I do…everyday….like clockwork….broke clock for sure…but clockwork none the less.
BEST OF: Stupid Game Show Answers – VIDEO
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This Guy REALLY Likes the Internet – LOOK CLOSER
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Olivia Page is a Small Town Girl That Likes to Get Dirty (NSFW)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Jason London Spent His Sunday Morning Shitting In The Back Of A Cop Car
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Rocking a Bikini Again
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And Here’s More Spring Breakers Stills
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Sofia Vergara Shares Pictures From SAG Awards On Instagram
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Free Cam Shows Happy Wednesday (NSFW)
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These Sexy BFFs Get It On (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Super Bowl Commercials
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I’d Like to Be All Over Chrissy (NSFW)
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Some Funny Russian Road Rage – VIDEO
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