Kellie Shirley is some UK Soap Star and she showed up to an event showing off some pantyhose, reminding me that pantyhose fetishes are hilarious. not because pantyhose are a great, function, fun way to make a girl look like a sausage popping out of its casing, or because pantyhose always smell weird at the end of the day after being pulled off and on for girls to pee, while suffocating in tight shoes that don’t breath, but cuz they hide cellulite and are easy to rip holes in….
I don’t care about Kellie Shirley, I just like that this happened.