Since 90 percent of my life is spent on the internet…and hating fat chicks…it is only natural that I get in fights with fat chicks on the regular because fat chicks, as proven from all their eating, have big fucking mouths….and last night, when mocking Adele, hoping the stage was reinforced, someone stepped up and said that she just had a kid, give her a break, as if she wasn’t a tank prior to the kid….to which my rebuttal was all the Victoria’s Secret models who get back in shape a month after they have kids, cuz they don’t let themselves go, and they put fucking work in…..and porky writes back “Victoria’s Secret Models aren’t real”….no bitch, they are real, they just aren’t lazy fucking pigs who blame their awesome model bodies for giving lazy fucking pigs negative body images, cuz instead of training and eating well, they’re at the fucking donut shop….
Now I can’t attest to their vaginas being real awesome after the babies….but I can say the rest of them is and sometimes that’s a decent trade off….