Like all award shows that have happened the last 9 years, except for one American Music Awards, but they don’t count, cuz they are the trailer park version of an Awards show, the 2013 Grammy Awards shunned me….by not sending me an invite or asking me to present an award….or even honor me for all I have done for the music industry as one of the only motherfuckers around who has never pirated a song….I should be celebrated….
But instead, I sat on a couch, drank my face off, and tweeted just as hard and fast as I could….coming to a few conclusions…other than the obvious which is the Grammy Awards are a joke and celebrating Radio music is a joke….when they all make millions….but at least a lot of the new acts coming up have a little soul, roots, old bluegrass country, rock flavor…cuz it is time for real music to rise from the ashes again….
Those conclusions were that Katy Perry is probably pregnant, her tits looked so fertile….and it would only make sense….that Rihanna isn’t the first uneducated girl from a shanty town or housing project to cuddle up to a guy she had a fist fight with and in all honesty won…because getting beat by Chris Brown launched her career to new heights and I feel like he was in on it the entire time….and lastly that the chick from GIRLS doesn’t belong on TV no matter what pussy homo from a band she’s tricked into giving up his balls and dating her….oh and that Adele and Kelly Clarkson need to have a competitive eating competition…because it would just be funny.