The night is such a dark time….trying to decide whether to get drunk and stare at the wall….or get drunk staring at the ceiling….all while hot girls email in hot pics of themselves…king of my horrible dumpy fucking castle….my empire of semen and stains..but the good news is I have a correspondent at Mardi Gras getting us some stepTV originals….because if I can coordinate all this awesome from one basement apartment…why the fuck not….
Here are some stepLINKS….
Courtney Stodden Pretending She is a Stripper Whore Isn’t That Far Off
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Taylor Swift Takes A Shot At Harry Styles, Does The Worst British Accent Ever While Doing So
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GoPro Does BikinI Hula Girl
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Petra Benova BikinI Candids
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Texting While Cycling Backwards
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So Close To A Jennifer Lawrence Upskirt. Bitch.
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LOL Dogs Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Kate Upton Strips Down In Skullcandy Teaser Clip (Video)
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Candice Swanepoel Is Lingerie Goodness
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Bruce Willis is Confused – VIDEO
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Jordan Is In Much Better Shape Than You (NSFW)
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Emmanualle is a Latin Hottie and I Love Her (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Help Us End Monday on a High Note (NSFW)
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Strip Club Owner and Troll Doesn’t Want To Pay Taxes
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Meanwhile, At Another Awards Show in Los Angeles, Angelina Jolie Probably Stopped Using Botox
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Shay Mitchell
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Dree Heminway Fully Nude
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Parachuter Passes Out
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Diane Kruger Gives Sex Eyes
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Insta Karma
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Guess What She’s Doing With That Dildo? (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Sine We Saw Some Rachel Bilson
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Lacey Banghard Topless for Nuts (NSFW)
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Ivana Milicevic Full Frontal from Banshee (NSFW)
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This Girl is Using an Oral Sex Simulator (NSFW)
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Madonna is Acting Like a 17 Year Old Slut on Instagram, I Guess Because They Didn’t Have Instagram Back When she was 17 in the 1800’s
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Geri Halliwell Once Again Shows Us Her Panties
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Marion Cotillard is Kinda My Dream Woman
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The 11 Most Memorable GIFs From Last Night’s Grammy Awards
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A Field Guide to Chicks of the United States
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Hilarious Break-Ups
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Mia Malkova is Having Fun with a Vibrator (NSFW)
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Room For One More (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Annnnnnnnnnnd Here’s a Two Legged Cat – VIDEO
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Nina Agdal is Sexy in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Always in the Mood For Asian (NSFW)
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Christina Applegate Is Leaving a TV Show She Was On….
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Helen Flanagan in a Pink Bikini of the Day
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Octopus vs a Tiny Hole
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5 Grammy Performances…
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Jennifer Lawrence Falling!
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Skateboard Backflip
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Valeria Best Nude Calendar
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Two Legged Cat
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Harlem Shake
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2 Faced Cat
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This is why Carly Rae Jepsen
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Romanian Airbrush
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Boobs Slipping Out During ‘Yoga’ Leads to a Lesbian Threesome (NSFW)
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Anyone Hate Valentines Day As Much As I Do???
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Guess Who Has Probably Gone Gay in Prison?
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Kirie and Olivia Get It On (NSFW)
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Here’s a Video of Babes TWERKIN (NSFW)
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Let’s Review This Past Weekend In Supermodel Outings
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How About a Sexy, Busty Web Cam Teen (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift is Elle’s March Cover Girl
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Click Here To See A Braless Miley Cyrus And Her Nipple.
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Guitar Dubstep
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Kelly Hall Naked in a Pool
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Funny Snowball Prank
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Couple in Bed – How Romantic
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Hot Babe in Public
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Real Girl Hanging with Dick
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Two Sluts Licking Ass
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Natural Hairy Pussy
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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