I don’t know who wasted their time compiling the last 500 years in SI Swimsuit covers, but I just spent an hour putting them up, for no fucking reason, and the entire time I was asking myself “who fucking cares about the last covers, no one jerks off to the covers”…and who really cares to see a retrospective of how bodies have changed due to diet and hormones in the food….and unless you like wacking off to bitches who are dead or near dead….there is no real point in this…but for some reason…a reason I call SI fever…even though SI doesn’t give me any love and I don’t give a shit about their photoshoots…I’m still going to post it cuz I am in too deep…and I guess I should celebrate just how repetitive and lacking of creativity, in a “there’s only so much you can do with a girl in a bikini”, you can see when it is all laid out in front of you…
ALL THE PICTURES / DATES AND MODELS AFTER THE JUMP
1955 – Betty di Bugnano
1964 – Babette March
1965 – Sue Peterson
1966 – Sunny Bippus
1967 – Lynn Tindall
1968 – Turia Mau
1969 – Jamee Becker
1970 – Cheryl Tiegs
1971 – Tannia Rubiano
1972 – Sheila Roscoe
1973 – Dayle Haddon
1974 – Ann Simonton
1975 – Cheryl Tiegs
1976 – Yvette & Yvonne Sylander
1977 – Lena Hansbod
1978 – Maria Joao
1979 – Christie Brinkley
1980 – Christie Brinkley
1981 – Christie Brinkley
1982 – Carol Alt
1983 – Cheryl Tiegs
1984 – Paulina Porizkova
1985 – Paulina Porizkova
1986 – Elle Macpherson
1987 – Elle Macpherson
1988 – Elle Macpherson
1989 – Kathy Ireland
1990 – Judit Masco
1991 – Ashley Montana
1992 – Kathy Ireland
1993 – Vendela Kirsebom
1994 – Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson & Rachel Hunter
1995 – Daniela Pestova
1996 – Valeria Mazza & Tyra Banks
1997 – Tyra Banks
1998 – Heidi Klum
1999 – Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
2000 – Daniela Pestova
2001 – Elsa Benitez
2002 – Yamila Diaz-Rahi
2003 – Petra Nemcova
2004 – Veronica Varekova
2005 – Carolyn Murphy
2006 – Veronica Varekova, Elle Macpherson, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Rachel Hunter, Daniela Pestova, Elsa Benitez, Carolyn Murphy & Yamila Diaz-Rahi
2007 – Beyonce Knowles
2008 – Marisa Miller
2009 – Bar Refaeli
2010 – Brooklyn Decker
2011 – Irina Shayk
2012 – Kate Upton