Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Happy Valentines Day….even if you’re single, cuz girls are easy…..unless you’re the Olympic Runner with no legs…in which case….that ringing in your ear from all the nagging may be over….but a whole lot of headaches are about to start…idiot.

Eat lots of chocolate, trick girls into fucking you with flowers, spend money you don’t have, leave an impact…it is Valentines Day and that’s what you need to do…

Here are some morning links….

Baby Helps Bring the LOLS – VIDEO

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And THIS is Why I Am Never Having Kids

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GIVE IT UP FOR BANANA JOE!!!

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Dog Drives Himself to the Park, No Biggie

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Why Can’t I Bang Jennifer Lawrence?

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Two Drunk Russians – VIDEO

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Vivienne Jolie-Pitt is Better Than You

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The 50 Funniest “Workaholics” GIFs

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Free Cam Shows Bring the Sexy (NSFW)

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How About Some Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW)

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TACO BEL JUST BLEW MY FUCKING MIND

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Mellissa is Pretty Much My Dream Woman (NSFW)

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This Sea Turtle Got Prosthetics, No Big Deal – VIDEO

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day February 14th, 2013