Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Yes, that says stepGIRL on her arm….via our friends at GGW

So….a girl I had sex with once and didn’t finish with reported her pregnancy to social media today…to which I responded “I hope it isn’t mine, cuz if my sperm have the athletic ability I have, it’d take about 10 years to climb up the fallopian tube…”…to which everyone laughed and laughed except the girl who I had sex with…cuz let’s face it you’re not supposed to have sex with your half sister…and even if she wasn’t my half sister she’d probably be ashamed…that’s just how I’m living people.

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day February 18th, 2013