My favorite thing about the weekend is that it feels like every other day for me…I get drunk, try to fuck random women, wake up feeling alone and hungover, even though I have a fat wife snoring next to me, and I do it all over again in what some may consider depressing but that I think is revolutionary…if you consider achieving absolutely nothing revolutionary…which luckily I do…
Here’s to punching random girls in the face with your boner romantically….nice and smooth…while she tickles your asshole…
Here’s to making awesome autocorrect typos when flirting with girls…
Here’s to big tits where the nipples don’t aim to the ground….
Here’s to fisting til it hurts then squirts…..
Why the fuck am I making a Toast…it’s not a wedding…it’s the fucking stepLINKS and here they are…
Here’s to me stopping this toast….it’s overkill….
Here’s to the stepLINKS…
The Best Picture of Nicole Eggert You May Ever See
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RIP Motherfucker the Weirdo Ginger Tap Dancer Edition
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January Jones Pantsless….
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Virgin Solves Rubik Cube While Juggling
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Lucy Pinder Awesome Rack in Loaded
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Trailer Park’s Got Talent
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This Girl Has Got serious Tits
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Trust Fail Compilation!
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Miley Looks Stressed Now That Her Boyfriend Cheated on Her
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What is the Best Sci-Fi Series Ever
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Sadie Frost has a Great Rock Hard Nippple
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Kirsten Dunst is Fucking Ravaged
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I am Not Bored of Jennifer Lawrence’s Pokies
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What the Fuck is Going On in This Pic
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Kat Von D is a Joker in Spandex Pants….
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Drunk Guy Dive Fail
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Asian Rape Fetishes on the Bus Are Weird…Seriously Fucking Weird…I Should Be Linking This… (NSFW)
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Art School Seizes a Fridge full of Cum…I Blame the LEsbians…
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So Many Babes in Glasses – YOu May Die
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Jacqui Ainsley (Who?)
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Simon Cowell Partners Up with Youtube for a Talent Contest
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Disgusting Foot Fungus – The Video –
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Una Healy Has an Interesting See Through Dress On
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Kanye Sells His Home Cuz He’s Whipped
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Crazy Baseball Catch…If You’re Into That Kinda Thing..
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I am Into Watching this Girl Take a Bath
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Katherine Webb the Wet Wet Wet Wet Suit pics…From the Set of the Worst Show Ever….
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What a Sweet Blowjob
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Jesus This Girl Has Big Tits in the Park
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Watch Danish Wonder Woman Fight Nazis
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Claudia Romani Luring Black Dudes With Her Hot Booty….
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Judge Hates oN Lohan’s Lawyer….You Get What You Pay For when you’re Paying Him in Herpes…
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Taylor Swift Loves Penis Inside Her
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Katie Holmes Doing the Lesbian Thing
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Her Name is Yvonne and She’s in Maxim Showing Tit
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Horny Milf Fucks Her Husband in the Backyard.
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Bieber is a Timebomb….a Drunk, High, Topless, Timebomb….I’m eager to see actually explode.
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Guys Watch a Childbirth Video…Funny
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Her Name is Samara Weaving and She’s Got Booty in a Bikini
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The Flip Bike May Be the Coolest Thing You Will See Today..
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Tiger and Elin Trial Marriage
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Chris Cooper is the New Green Goblin
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Obese Man Surfing is Hysterical
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I Like This Amateur babe on Webcam
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I generally Don’t Care About Pregnant Celebs- But Malin Akerman Pregnant is a Real Downer
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Romantic Cat Climbs To Find Lover
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Her Name is Elizabeth and she’s in Black Stockings..
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I am Into Spying on a Nude Neighbor!
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some on the Couch Anal
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Watching a Girl Masturbate
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Funny Hair on this Romantic Amateur Fuck
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Babe Twerking in her Underwear
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Girl Fucks Her Friend’s Dad
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These are the craziest Leggings Getting Anal
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Three Girls on Cam Together
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Her Tits are Very Shitty
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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