The only fitness I get is when a girl in leggings is walking on the sidewalk in front of me and I either want to stay on pace with her to see her ass cheeks jiggle as she walks…or I am trying to catch up with her for that very same reason…..
Today, I almost had a heart attack cuz the girl in leggings half a block away from me was a fucking speed walker…I almost caught up to her…but my cardio couldn’t handle it…I had to stop to catch my breath as that booty slowly got smaller and smaller in the horizon….,making me realize I should start a pervert workout class….you know do it everyday so that I can keep up with hot ass…the program would be like greyhounds on a rabbit…only the rabbit’s a hot ass in leggings….and the greyhounds a gang of fat perverts….
Unfortunately for that dream, I’m too lazy….here are the morning links…
Rihanna is Braless at her Clothing Line Launch….Cuz Celebs…They Can Do Anything they put their mind to….from music, to movies, to clothing, to perfume, to drinks, to getting beat up by their BFs….
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Taylor Swift Doesn’t Talk About her Vagina Enough…But She Sure Talks About Alot of Other Bullshit
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Glamour Model Billie Faiers Has Ridiculous Tatas….
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9 Pics of Girls With Tramp Stamps
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Humans Yelling Like Goats
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Start Your Day with Naked Yoga
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Bikini Dance Off Video…..
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Nicki Minaj Wants To Be Taken Seriously Guys….Even Though She Dresses like a Clown…
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24 Hottest Pics of Erin Heatherton
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25 Best Short Athletes Ever
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Mad Men Season 6 Teaser!
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Average Party – The Official Trailer
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The Perfect Bartender via Las Vegas….Up on some Tom Cruise in Cocktail Shit
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Mila Kunis Dressed Like She’s Going to Prom
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A Man and His Awesome Balancing Act….
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I Like girls on Webcam Always
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