Last night’s cybersex fail was when a babe asked me to watch her masturbate and I wrote back saying :
I’m in Ed….
It was meant to say – I am in bed….where I sleep with my horrible, miserable wife….and can’t watch girls masturbate…but instead it went homosexual….
The good news is…girls love gay porn…and next thing you know she’s sending me videos of her making herself squirt….watching gay porn…
Turnin’ fails into wins since the 80s…
Here are the stepLINKS….
The Best Ashley Tisdale Ass Shot You’ll See Ever
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Sucking a Thick Bitch in a Bikini on Horse’s Back in the Ocean is Not Hot to Me
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25 Women Who Have Inspired Pop Songs…
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John Stamos is Helping the Black Keys with their New Album…
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Bikini Girl Falls Off the Slide
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A Compilation of Girls Falling
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Kimberly Garner Knows How to Dress…
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This Elevator Murder Experiment is Clever Marketing….and Awesome!
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The Ultimate Wake-Up Prank Compilation
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Some Kate Winslet Back in Harper’s Bazaar
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Kirsten Dunst’s Awesome Pokies at the Airport!
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Epic Water Baloon Fight
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Terrible Karate Supercut
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Debby Ryan in Leggings with some Nerd
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20 Hottest Pics of Eva Green
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Hey Creeps – Alexis Bledel is Gonna Be Back on TV – This Time Not Under 18
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This April O’Neil is Pretty Fucking Naked and Amazing
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Mila Kunis Pulls Off an Awesome Interview With a New Time Interviewer for BBC Radio 1….because Everyone Hates Being Asked the Same Bullshit Questions About the Movie they are Promoting….
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Jesus – These Rhian Sugden Pics are Next Level…
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Beiber Gets Booed – Finally The End is Near….
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The 32 Sexiest Pics of Bryce Dallas Howard
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More Selena Gomez On Set of Her Video Hotness
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Check Out These Tits in NUTS Book of Posters
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Charlize Theron Lookin Hot Enough in Leggings
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Anna Friel Sent Porn Pics To Her Dad
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Everyday Thigns You Didn’t Know Had Names
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The 90210 Wrap Party Seems Horrible
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Girl Masturbates on her Parents’ Front Porch….Interesting…
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Bikini Season is Only 3 Months Away – Here’s 27 Pics To Remind You
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I’m Pretty Into Selena Gomez in her One Piece..Showing Off Legs…Here’s More Pics of It
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You Probably Want to Fuck this Allison Williams’ Crooked Mouth
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How Newscasters Should Handle Mass Shootings….
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Rosie Jones Topless By the Pool – VIDEO
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39 of the Hottest Eva Mendes Pics
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Miley’s Mom in Some Tight Pants…>Doin’ the Miley
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Celebrities Who Have Posted Topless in Magazines
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Miss Teen Delaware Only Made 1500 Dollars for Her Porn
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Mylie Cyrus Blue Hair MakesMe Hope She’s Losing Her Mind…and that Her Fiance Cheating On Her Puts Her off the Deep End…
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Husky Puppy’s First Howl
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Sophia Bush in Some Stockings!
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Girl Pooping While On her Period – Why Does This Video Exist?
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Fuck The Boston Bruins. Fuck ‘Em Good
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Gisele is Some Amazing Babe in a Kitchen…..
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Iron Man 3 Trailer
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Awesome Basketball Trick Shot
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This Tan Lined Naked Model is Pretty Fun
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The Most Random Celebrity Hookups Ever
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I will Always Watch a Secretary Masturbate – Even If It is Staged
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Cool 3D Pop-Out Painting…I Think It’s a Bit of a Scam….
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100 Pics of Babes on the Runway
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Terrence Howard Talking About His Love Scene With Oprah’s Big Ol’ Titties Is Weird as Fuck…
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Pitbull on the Treadmill
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Max Hardcore and the Trainwrecks of Trainwrecks…
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Comically Huge Black Cock on a Young Girl
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Some Double Fisting
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Queen of INsertion
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Pakistani Nurse Sex Tape
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Young Person Sex Party
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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