Today’s stepGIRL is @MMEDUSAAA ….and I let her think she’s in the driver seat of our internet love affair…..
I hate when pranks backfire. I was trying to get up on the Youtube prank craze, but I’m not much of a planner….so I usually execute these schemes when drunk, without a camera, and I never achieve the youtube fame I think I am destined to achieve at the time of producing the prank.
Last night, I decided to do the laxative in my wife’s food prank…think her having explosive shits for the next 12 hours was punishment she deserved for ruining my life and trapping me….here’s where the poor planning comes in…..
You see my wife is pushing 300 pounds…she has mobility issues and with mobility issues comes wiping her ass issues…making her a fucking stinky bitch to sleep next to…unless I take initiative for her asshole and wash it down for her…like a farmer washes down his hogs…
Meaning, my prank was awesome at first…but went south…pretty fucking fast….meaning my night was spent wiping ass…and not pretty ass either…the kind of ass that makes you homo….that I was responsible for making explosively shit….
#epicfail…
Here are some morning links…..
The 30 Sexiest GIFS of Mila Kunis
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Showering in a Bikini
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Girl Atomic Wedgies Herself – Amazing
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Some Bitch You’ll Want to Get to Know
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Two Girls on Bike
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The Very Rare Quadruple Kick
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The Science Aging
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Puffy Nipple Teen Plays With her Dildo
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Exploding Basketball!
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You Will Want to Fuck Allison Williams
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Jessica Jane Clement in a Bikini!
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Beiber Almost Died,…But Didn’t…UNfortunately.
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Star Your Day Jerking Off to Cam Girls….for Free
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Slow Motion Lingerie…Awesome
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