It may be steak and blowjob day for some of you with wives who take part in stupid activities in hopes of bringing fun and joy to their miserable lives…but for me…it is eat creamed corn and/or beans and toast, jerk off my flaccid dick, drink rubbing alcohol and try to fuck a fat college chick on spring break who is wasted, only to come home to my obese apnea wife choking on her shitty fat neck but not choking well enough, leading me to try masturbating my flaccid dick until passing out day…..
Here are some links….
Kris Jenner Sex Tape Exists – Because It’s Good For Ratings – Obviously – Not That It is Shocking That She’s a Hooker.
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Crotch Flash
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How Lazy People Shovel Snow
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Katy Perry Signs a 2 Million Dollar Book Deal…Damn
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45 Pics of Hot Babes in their Towels
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Paula Labaredas Booty Queen Posing….half Naked….
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Her Name is Dusica Jovicic and I Love Her
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25 Things You Didn’t Know About Spring Breakers
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The 20 Hottest Girls Dressed in Green
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Amanda Marie is a Tanned Tease
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Hawk Snatches a Kids’ Mouse
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Sluts Gone Wild at McDonalds
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More Taylor Swift in Concert
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Together at Last
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Paulina Gretzky Ass in a Bikini Bottom
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Nicole Scherzinger See Through Thong Ass
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Vanessa Hudgens Teaches Ashley Benson How To Give A Blow Job!
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Flashback of Mila Kunis at 18
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Lauren Bedford in Lingerie
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25 HOT Instagram Photos of South Padre Spring Break 2013
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Jumping in the Puddle Video is My Favorite
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Mail Order Brides That Will Make You Rethink (31 pics)
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Dita Von Teese Nipples!
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Weatherman Wishes “Huge Anus” a Happy Birthday
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Hannah Simone is a Babe
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A True Gentleman Arrives at The People’s Court
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Amanda Bynes is Funnny
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10 Things You Didn’t See on American Idol
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Kick Ass 2 Red Band Trailer
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Kelly Brook Showing Some Bra – For a Titty Model – That’s Some Weak Sauce
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Showin Off Titty
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Kim Kardashian gets Her Toe Stepped On
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Taekwondo Spiderman for the Virgins
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Hot Babes Doing Naked Stuff –
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Miranda Kerr Has a Sore Neck
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Celebs in Their Element
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Here are Some Pics of Tamara Eccleston – Billionaire Heiress in a Bikini
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Britney’s New Boyfriend
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Justin Timberlake Gets a Fucking TV SPecial Like this was the 60s…..
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White Men Can Dance
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Louis CK Silences Heckler
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Stop Thinning Hair So Girls Have Sex With You
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Tall Girl Gets Fucked by
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Hot Girl Masturbates on a Crowded Plane
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Fucked in the Lemonade Stand
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Juicy Vagina
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Amateur Blowjob
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Clothed Handjob
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French Nudis Masturbating on the Beach
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See More CAm Girls in Action – 24/7 – All Free !!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Thinning Hair Can Be Reversed And Girls Will Love You For IT
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