stepGIRL 18 Year Old Marissa
I was up late laste night, not because I am raving at Ultra Music festival, and not even because I was makin’ it rain on strippers like I was lil Wayne before the death publicity stunt….I was instead watching romantic porn on my neighbors couch that involved a married couple…with sex so drawn out I could see the pubic hair growing back on the disgusting hooker…some Fred Flintstone 5 O’Clock shadow shit….
But then I went home and tried to jerk off to the Lohan mug shot making everything ok….what did you do ? No wait, don’t tell me, I don’t care.
Here are some morning links…
Calvin an Hobbes Bootleg Animation
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I want to Masturbate on the Lohan Mugshot
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25 Teen Couples You Idolized Growing Up
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This Family Takes This MisCarriage Very Serious – AMAZING
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Awesome Bikini Contest
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35 Facts About Mr Rogers
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Unique Houses Around the World
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Eminem Break Dancing…
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747 on an Ultimate Rejected Take Off Test – Sucks to Be the Test Pilot on this One
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NSFW – Big Titty Amateur Squirts All Over the Bathroom Floor
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Kristen Wiig Gets Animated and Not in a Hentai Porn – Unfortunately
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This Will Help You Get Laid….
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