Helen Flanagan is the Soap Star from the UK turned Glamour Model, because no one cares about Soap Stars in the UK, but everyone cares about Glamour models, in what I would consider some backwards logic, but don’t really bother looking too much into it, as Glamour models are hookers, who get naked, and slut out for the camera, and that’s enough of a dream and aspiration for me. In fact I think all girls should aspire to that. Fuck actual careers. Being half naked is what really matters.
Either way, I’m a fan.