Miley Cyrus released a Twerk video in a Unicorn jumpsuit last week and the world went nuts, because clearly we are all bored as fuck and don’t have much else to worry about, but also because Miley’s a bit of a tight bodied babe, from a spoiled Disney past, who during her quest to find herself and stay hip, has been hanging with rappers and spending time on the internet, learning about what the kids her age are into, like some kind of alien locked in her house, unable to interact with normals.
And thank god for that, because her twerking has stuck, and she’s making it a thing, and here are more pics of her getting into the Twerk…something we’ll be seeing hundreds of girls who woulda otherwise never twerked start twerking…it’s the power of celebrity used for good.
I thought twerking was done, but I guess it’s just going mainstream and I love that Miley’s mom is on this, I wouldn’t mind watching that Billy Ray Sperm eating Uterus retirement plan get down.